Undead sex

January 15th, 2012 § 0

More zombies:
It's best to get them before the decay has really set in
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Ms. Jiggly Tits loses her mind
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Ancient Egyptians:
You missed a spot
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You know what they say about women with big feet: they love getting their clit sucked by rotting corpses.
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Nipple time: edibles

January 7th, 2012 § 0

The perfect cake for a two year old, or me
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Fresh squeezed!
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Sex can be awkward #66: double digits for twice the awkward

December 30th, 2011 § 0

I can't come up with anything fitting
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Sex can be awkward #65: a montage

December 23rd, 2011 § 0

Well hello there
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This valentine's day, giver he something to laugh about
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Not as sexy as I expected an amputee to be
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"Jane went to great lenghts to avoid smelling her bowel movements"
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I'd hit it like a photoshop filter
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Lady MacGyver’s friends

December 21st, 2011 § 0

Lady McGyver has many friends:

Step 1: pierce labia
Mistress Bondage (via danish principle)

Step 1: put weird pink shit over eyes
The Queen of Chic (via danish principle)

Sex can be awkward #64

December 15th, 2011 § 0

Somewhat lacking in girth
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Otaku

December 13th, 2011 § 1

Otaku, meaning probably “venerable house,” refers to someone who has a devotion to a subject or hobby (not necessarily anime) to the point of not leaving home. For instance, an otaku fan of a particular movie star could quite possibly know all of the films s/he has been in, their birth date, time of birth, shoe size, favorite toothpaste, etc. Generally speaking, calling someone an otaku in Japan is an insult, implying that their social skills have atrophied or never even developed, due to their manic involvement in their chosen fandom.

death to all

Just a wee little bit of pussy poking through
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What do you collect?

A woman’s place is in the kitchen

December 11th, 2011 § 1

World's worst oven mitt
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Flushed
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Art can be awkward #13: suck a pile of dicks

November 30th, 2011 § 0

Or lie in it, whatever.

Of course it's from Japan
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Dungeons & hardons: the what the fuck edition

November 19th, 2011 § 0

She has discovered the dragon's weak spot
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Is that a fucked-up fantasy role play scene or what? Luckily it couldn’t get any more awkward.

Nice jugs, dragon slayer
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