Catboy SPEAKS! » wtf http://catboyspeaks.com like meeeow and shit Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:15:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Weddings: The maid of honor does her duty http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/03/weddings-the-maid-of-honor-does-her-duty/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/03/weddings-the-maid-of-honor-does-her-duty/#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2012 04:42:46 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=5678 Dude, you totally missed her mouth
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Uggs
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Oh, eggs! It's obvious once you see it
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Less obvious, more disturbing
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I wouldn't mind as much if it was a small cock. It just seems like such a waste.
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Hiking

Oh honey, the cold isn't going to make those little nips any bigger
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Winter Biathlon

Oh honey, that tiny patch of snatch fur isn't going to keep you warm
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Skiing

Oh honey, you're never going to be able to carve properly with your knees held together by those awkward pink snow pants
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Sledding

Oh honey... actually I have no critique of this young lady or this photograph. A++++, would touch penis again
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Skiing: The Requisite Slang Pun

Room in the mouth for me!
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]]> http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/03/winter-sports/feed/ 0 Otaku 2: Electric Dongaloo http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/03/otaku-2-electric-dongaloo/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/03/otaku-2-electric-dongaloo/#comments Sat, 17 Mar 2012 18:07:37 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=5876 Some people collect the trophies of sex, others collect the implements:

Note the tentacle
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Note the 36", coffee can thick orange dong... WHAT THE FUCK
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PS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Sorted in tit size order
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A well shaped class for such a use
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Is Faye Reagan really Irish?
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An embarrassingly small hat
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Look, I know it SAYS englishwife but are you really going to say that doesn't look like an Irish pubic puff?
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Damn tiny titties
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Cock slide
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I'd eat that strawberry
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I'll pass, thanks
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Not many strings
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Awkward in so many ways
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]]> http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/03/sex-can-be-awkward-71-the-strings-of-sex-3/feed/ 0 Art can be awkward #14 http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/03/art-can-be-awkward-14/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/03/art-can-be-awkward-14/#comments Thu, 01 Mar 2012 20:50:51 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=5537 The teddy bears did it
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Mickey got a big dick!
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Well done, Doby the house elf
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Giving head
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Story of my life
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