Catboy SPEAKS! » wtf http://catboyspeaks.com like meeeow and shit Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:19:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Arts & Crafts http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/01/arts-crafts/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/01/arts-crafts/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:17:51 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=4575 Hangers
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How does she erase?
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Good call, it's much easier peeled
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WHO IS TURNED ON BY THIS?!
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Dear Catwoman: do not hold the cock behind the balls, it makes it look shorter
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But I do like her chocolate syrup mustache
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It's best to get them before the decay has really set in
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Ms. Jiggly Tits loses her mind
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Ancient Egyptians:
You missed a spot
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???:
You know what they say about women with big feet: they love getting their clit sucked by rotting corpses.
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]]> http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/01/undead-sex/feed/ 0 Nipple time: edibles http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/01/nipple-time-edibles/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/01/nipple-time-edibles/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:30:32 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=5162 The perfect cake for a two year old, or me
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Fresh squeezed!
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]]> http://catboyspeaks.com/2012/01/nipple-time-edibles/feed/ 0 Sex can be awkward #66: double digits for twice the awkward http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/12/sex-can-be-awkward-66-double-digits-for-twice-the-awkward/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/12/sex-can-be-awkward-66-double-digits-for-twice-the-awkward/#comments Sat, 31 Dec 2011 02:38:39 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=5099 I can't come up with anything fitting
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]]> http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/12/sex-can-be-awkward-66-double-digits-for-twice-the-awkward/feed/ 0 Sex can be awkward #65: a montage http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/12/sex-can-be-awkward-65-a-montage/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/12/sex-can-be-awkward-65-a-montage/#comments Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:24:07 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=4939 Well hello there
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This valentine's day, giver he something to laugh about
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Not as sexy as I expected an amputee to be
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"Jane went to great lenghts to avoid smelling her bowel movements"
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I'd hit it like a photoshop filter
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Step 1: pierce labia
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Step 1: put weird pink shit over eyes
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