Arts & Crafts

January 30th, 2012 § 0

Hangers
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How does she erase?
via danish principle

Food & sex: the phallic fruit

January 26th, 2012 § 0

Why not just use the whole banana?  That just looks sad
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Good call, it's much easier peeled
via urban sex brigade

WHO IS TURNED ON BY THIS?!
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Good vs. Evil

January 24th, 2012 § 0

What's up with Flash's masturbation technique?  It's a gentle head squeeze.
via girls + dicks

Dear Catwoman: do not hold the cock behind the balls, it makes it look shorter
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Sex can be fucking disgusting (NSFL*)

January 20th, 2012 § 0

*Not Safe For Lunch

But I do like her chocolate syrup mustache
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Undead sex

January 15th, 2012 § 0

More zombies:
It's best to get them before the decay has really set in
via mr mcnasty

Ms. Jiggly Tits loses her mind
via big boobies basement

Ancient Egyptians:
You missed a spot
via reddit

???:
You know what they say about women with big feet: they love getting their clit sucked by rotting corpses.
via drink your cunt

Nipple time: edibles

January 7th, 2012 § 0

The perfect cake for a two year old, or me
via danish principle

Fresh squeezed!
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Sex can be awkward #66: double digits for twice the awkward

December 30th, 2011 § 0

I can't come up with anything fitting
via danish principle

Sex can be awkward #65: a montage

December 23rd, 2011 § 0

Well hello there
via urban sex brigade

This valentine's day, giver he something to laugh about
via danish principle

Not as sexy as I expected an amputee to be
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"Jane went to great lenghts to avoid smelling her bowel movements"
via bizarre bazaar

I'd hit it like a photoshop filter
via lup la oi

Lady MacGyver’s friends

December 21st, 2011 § 0

Lady McGyver has many friends:

Step 1: pierce labia
Mistress Bondage (via danish principle)

Step 1: put weird pink shit over eyes
The Queen of Chic (via danish principle)

Sex can be awkward #64

December 15th, 2011 § 0

Somewhat lacking in girth
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