Catboy SPEAKS!

Although she learned to write quickly enough, James could never teach his cum dumpster the proper way to open a beer.

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CG: Is that a curling iron wrapped in there with her?
CB: I’m pretty sure that’s a vibrator.

I think that says “Misty” on the tag, but I really hope it says “Fist Me”.

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Why bother with the middleman?

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POINT:

Voina DIY Handbook.
Section 1. How to snatch chicken.
The tale of how one Cunt fed the whole of the group Voina.
Activist of the group Voina named Vacuous Cunt With Inconceivably Huge Tits steals a chicken from a supermarket by hiding it in her vagina.
At the same time The Voina Activists, assisting Cunt, show the CCTV cameras and security guards their motto. FUCK WHORING YOURSELF! declares the Voina motto.

Voina

COUNTERPOINT:

*Sigh*

So, so sad

Please protect these woman against herself.
Please let the men stick ducks in their asses.
Please tell them that wanting to shock is sometimes just being stupid. And sad, so sad.

Jeetje

My take: put whatever you want in your vagina but stealing is wrong.

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Hand Job Winner is a place where “porn stars jerk off average joes like YOU!”. Thanks to a review from fleshbot I found that it’s also a place where “everyone makes interesting faces in front of a glittery backdrop”, aka wonderland.

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The thought that I–if lady luck should choose–could be in such a picture is erotic and intimidating. I need to start working on my expression now. My prototype:

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