Weddings: The maid of honor does her duty

March 29th, 2012 § 0

Dude, you totally missed her mouth
via big boobies basement

Bad positions: naughty pussy cock sucking

March 24th, 2012 § 0

Why is she wearing her trainers?
via hot positions

Sex can be awkward 72: The keys to good sex

March 21st, 2012 § 0

Converse
via bending submission

Uggs
via fum on her case

Food & sex: tasty man bits

March 19th, 2012 § 0

"Half a foot long" isn't nearly as impressive
via danish principle

Oh, eggs!  It's obvious once you see it
via live nude food

Less obvious, more disturbing
via live nude food

I wouldn't mind as much if it was a small cock.  It just seems like such a waste.
via danish principle

Winter sports

March 18th, 2012 § 0

Spring has sprung in the Northeastern U.S. An optimist would be excited for sweaty skin, short skirts, and blowjobs in the park. But I am a pessimist: to me spring is the end of naked winter sports. A moment of silence while we eulogize.

Hiking

Oh honey, the cold isn't going to make those little nips any bigger
via joshua’s heart

Winter Biathlon

Oh honey, that tiny patch of snatch fur isn't going to keep you warm
via danish principle

Skiing

Oh honey, you're never going to be able to carve properly with your knees held together by those awkward pink snow pants
via danish principle

Sledding

Oh honey... actually I have no critique of this young lady or this photograph.  A++++, would touch penis again
via danish principle

Skiing: The Requisite Slang Pun

Room in the mouth for me!
via fum on her case

Otaku 2: Electric Dongaloo

March 17th, 2012 § 0

Some people collect the trophies of sex, others collect the implements:

Note the tentacle
via danish principle

Note the 36", coffee can thick orange dong... WHAT THE FUCK
via danish principle

PS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Sorted in tit size order
via porn corporation

A well shaped class for such a use
via vicious tits

Is Faye Reagan really Irish?
via club faye reagan

An embarrassingly small hat
via cream goodies

Look, I know it SAYS englishwife but are you really going to say that doesn't look like an Irish pubic puff?
via pantis as art

Art can be awesome #6: YOTND

March 15th, 2012 § 0

Dicks: art you can suck

Damn tiny titties
via large penis party

Cock slide
via lup la oi

Food & sex: sexual strawberries

March 13th, 2012 § 0

Strawberries and CREAM.  get it?!
via danish principle

I'd eat that strawberry
via mr mcnasty

I'll pass, thanks
via danish principle

Sex can be awkward 71: the strings of sex 3

March 3rd, 2012 § 0

Part 2

Not many strings
via danish principle

Awkward in so many ways
via danish principle

Art can be awkward #14

March 1st, 2012 § 0

The teddy bears did it
via danish principle

Mickey got a big dick!
via danish principle

Well done, Doby the house elf
via danish principle

Giving head
via danish principle

Story of my life
via big dick superiority

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