Although she learned to write quickly enough, James could never teach his cum dumpster the proper way to open a beer.

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September 4th, 2010 § 0
Although she learned to write quickly enough, James could never teach his cum dumpster the proper way to open a beer.

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August 24th, 2010 § 0
CG: Is that a curling iron wrapped in there with her?
CB: I’m pretty sure that’s a vibrator.
August 22nd, 2010 § 0
I think that says “Misty” on the tag, but I really hope it says “Fist Me”.
August 18th, 2010 § 0
Why bother with the middleman?

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August 7th, 2010 § 0
POINT:
Voina DIY Handbook.
Section 1. How to snatch chicken.
The tale of how one Cunt fed the whole of the group Voina.
Activist of the group Voina named Vacuous Cunt With Inconceivably Huge Tits steals a chicken from a supermarket by hiding it in her vagina.
At the same time The Voina Activists, assisting Cunt, show the CCTV cameras and security guards their motto. FUCK WHORING YOURSELF! declares the Voina motto.
COUNTERPOINT:
*Sigh*
So, so sad
Please protect these woman against herself.
Please let the men stick ducks in their asses.
Please tell them that wanting to shock is sometimes just being stupid. And sad, so sad.
My take: put whatever you want in your vagina but stealing is wrong.
July 31st, 2010 § 0

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July 22nd, 2010 § 0
Hand Job Winner is a place where “porn stars jerk off average joes like YOU!”. Thanks to a review from fleshbot I found that it’s also a place where “everyone makes interesting faces in front of a glittery backdrop”, aka wonderland.

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The thought that I–if lady luck should choose–could be in such a picture is erotic and intimidating. I need to start working on my expression now. My prototype:
July 18th, 2010 § 0

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