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		<title>On large labias &amp; douchebags</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[via reddit Reddit is not my goto for onastic material but you can find some interesting things. Unfortunately, you can also find lots of internet douchebaggery: Not to be an ass, but how would that even work?! I wouldn&#8217;t quite know what the hell is going on if I ran into it. Gentlemen, help me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/Xsmall/comments/aob76/extra_small_with_extra_beef/"><img src="http://catboyspeaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/32kUB-470x662.jpg" alt="I&#039;d fuck her like a wild dog" title="I&#039;d fuck her like a wild dog" width="470" height="662" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-372" /></a><br />
via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/Xsmall/comments/aob76/extra_small_with_extra_beef/">reddit</a></p>
<p>Reddit is not my goto for onastic material but you can find some interesting things.  Unfortunately, you can also find lots of internet douchebaggery:</p>
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Not to be an ass, but how would that even work?! I wouldn&#8217;t quite know what the hell is going on if I ran into it.</p>
<p>Gentlemen, help me out, have you ever ran into such meatcurtains? And what is it like? I currently live in perpetual fear of running into this with a girl that I&#8217;m otherwise attracted to.</p>
<p class="attrib"><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/Xsmall/comments/aob76/extra_small_with_extra_beef/c0ily46">PostGirls</a></p>
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<p>Seriously?  You live in fear of small, sexy, foreign women with big pussy lips?  I&#8217;m tempted to spend time searching <a href="http://www.fark.com/">fark</a> for the picture of the nerdy guy with the caption that says something like &#8220;her knees are too knobby I would not hit it&#8221;.</p>
<p>jbutton goes on to add:</p>
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I have a theory about this (because seriously, before I saw those pictures on the internet I had no idea tits and vaginas could look athat [sic] heinous- and I&#8217;ve been with a good amount of women):</p>
<p>It&#8217;s because you&#8217;re probably good-looking. &#8220;Perfect&#8221; girls who know they have everything in the right place will gravitate towards good-looking men while the &#8220;mis-shaped&#8221; ones (for lack of a better term) will worry about being rejected by good-looking men because of their less-than-stellar attributes. So I presume these average women won&#8217;t project a vibe or send out any signals to good-looking men for fear of being rejected after (or during) the first roll in the hay.</p>
<p class="attrib"><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/Xsmall/comments/aob76/extra_small_with_extra_beef/c0iq0fr">jbutton</a></p>
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<p>Clearly these gentlemen are just too handsome to have ever encountered dangly lips (or non-perfect tits); they&#8217;re not just bored 16 year olds who&#8217;ve seen the majority of their vaginas in shining RGB.</p>
<p>Now <a href="http://catboyspeaks.com/2009/12/tiny/">I had my fun</a> teasing her about her dangly labia, but really I would fuck her until my dick melted.  And I&#8217;m actually kind of picky (now, not when I was 22)!  It makes me wonder what is so different between me and PostGirls/jbutton.  My best guess is that 1) I don&#8217;t need to pay an extra deposit when renting a car and 2) I&#8217;m not a complete asshole.  On a more serious note, this helps me understand&#8211;though not believe&#8211;the claims that certain portrayals of women gives men unrealistic expectations of beauty.</p>
<p>Ignoring the general sexist sentiments, I think I&#8217;m most irritated by their lack of scientific reasoning.  I suppose it&#8217;s possible that big pussy lipped women are cowering in their homes, afraid to show their genitals to handsome men.  But I would propose another, more Occam friendly, theory: most labia aren&#8217;t that big.  That explains why you don&#8217;t see it so often and hence why PostGirls and jbutton see it as abnormal.  It&#8217;s harder to imagine a post like &#8220;what&#8217;s up with all these inner labia that don&#8217;t even hang past the outer labia?  I have slept with like thousands of women and they&#8217;ve all been absolute droopers!&#8221;</p>
<p>The good part about the internet is that one person&#8217;s disgust is another&#8217;s pervert&#8217;s fetish.  Reese &#038; Vix are such perverts and they have a <a href="http://www.myvaginasite.com/big-pussy-lips-on-little-blonde-dasha/">post &#038; image gallery all about Dasha</a>.  </p>
<p>Truly heartwarming.</p>
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