Rise of the machines

July 2nd, 2011 § 1

The war with the sentient machines wasn’t going well. The human resistance, in a desperate move, detonated nuclear weapons raising massive clouds of ash & dust. This was intended to cloud the sky, severing the machines from solar power.

It did.

But the machines found an alternate power source: the female body. The contractions of a single vagina can produce over 10 megajoules per day. A simple hack into the databases of the valley’s largest porn studios turned up willing victims. Thus the the two-stroke reciprocating pussy engine was produced, birthed from the same muscular canal as humans themselves.

Pumping
via until something breaks or bleeds

Sex can be awkward #48: a montage

June 29th, 2011 § 1

You're going to need a longer skirt
“Blogs about the one of the most underrated body parts: a girl penis” (via seriously, girlcocks?)

This is the worst thing Faye Reagan has ever done
This picture turned me off of s’mores, Faye Reagan and blowjobs (via glorious oral)

I love that guy's toes
That is not an attractive woman (via glorious oral)


Butterfly & buttholes
Butterfly kisses before butthole prayers (via demon seed)

That really is the best way to taxidermy a woman's head
Gloryhole variant (via glorious oral)

...just looking for my keys
Ding-dong! (via reddit)

Deep in prayer

June 28th, 2011 § 0

What has happened to that butthole?!
via demon seed

Pussy splashing

June 24th, 2011 § 0

All this needs is a Windex logo
via the sol provider

Like a dog drinking from a hose
via the sol provider

Facial expressions #61: Faces of cum

June 22nd, 2011 § 0

Cum chin

Swingin balls
via demon seed

Cum lip

The handjob assist
via the sol provider

Cum cheek

Couldn't hit the mouth if his life depended on it
via fellatio faces

Cum eye

Good thing she had her eyes closed
via the sol provider

Cum sinus cavity

Better than netti!
via bizarre bazaar

Cum… everywhere

Girl cum is so sexy
via whatever gets me off

Love you inside out

June 1st, 2011 § 0

Gumby puss
via the sol provider

Related

Food & sex: sundae

May 30th, 2011 § 0

THIS IS NOT THE CHERRY YOU’RE LOOKING FOR.

My favorite party trick: tie the labia into a knot with my tongue
via sonia loves you

Fake vs. real

May 24th, 2011 § 0

Can you identify the 3 real parts of this picture?

CHOOSE YOUR HOLE, WARRIOR
via the sol provider

P2P

May 9th, 2011 § 0

Puss 2 puss they faced another showed their pink and kissed each other
via an emotional unveiling is necessary

Sex can be awkward #34: Home furnishing

April 27th, 2011 § 0

Ikea, I like what you’re up to:

Where's the floss?
via how girls play with their holes :: demon seed

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