Catboy SPEAKS!

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Lady McGyver has many friends:

Mistress Bondage (via danish principle)

The Queen of Chic (via danish principle)

Today is Thanksgiving. For international visitors, Thanksgiving is an American holiday that commemorates the co-operation of English settlers and Native Americans. The settlers were ill-prepared for the harsh winter; the early frosts decimated crops, the subsequent malnutrition decimated erections. The women were nearly mutinous when the natives introduced them to the local phallic-shaped produce.

Satisfied, the women cooked a big meal to give thanks, hence the first Thanksgiving.

To honor these novel ancestors here are some women putting edibles in their vaginas.

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Years later the settlers would master the land, making their cocks hard enough to repeatedly fuck the Natives in the asshole. But that’s a story for another time.

Pussy is expensive, but now there are two ways to pay:

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I never skated growing up but, after dabbling in surfing, have had the desire. I bought a shitty long board from Ebay and it is shitty indeed: it lists left. Also long boards aren’t as practical as I thought they’d be–mostly it’s too big (insert your own “big decks are a pain in the ass” joke). Now I’m figuring I’d be better off with a regular deck and maybe some slightly bigger (& softer) wheels. So I’ve been biding my time until I found the right equipment.

I think I found my dream deck.

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Previously on catboyspeaks…

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And as a special bonus, here’s another couple getting ready to set-up for the previous position:

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The war with the sentient machines wasn’t going well. The human resistance, in a desperate move, detonated nuclear weapons raising massive clouds of ash & dust. This was intended to cloud the sky, severing the machines from solar power.

It did.

But the machines found an alternate power source: the female body. The contractions of a single vagina can produce over 10 megajoules per day. A simple hack into the databases of the valley’s largest porn studios turned up willing victims. Thus the the two-stroke reciprocating pussy engine was produced, birthed from the same muscular canal as humans themselves.

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“Blogs about the one of the most underrated body parts: a girl penis” (via seriously, girlcocks?)

This picture turned me off of s’mores, Faye Reagan and blowjobs (via glorious oral)

That is not an attractive woman (via glorious oral)

Butterfly kisses before butthole prayers (via demon seed)

Gloryhole variant (via glorious oral)

Ding-dong! (via reddit)