Catboy SPEAKS!

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Lady McGyver has many friends:

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Today is Thanksgiving. For international visitors, Thanksgiving is an American holiday that commemorates the co-operation of English settlers and Native Americans. The settlers were ill-prepared for the harsh winter; the early frosts decimated crops, the subsequent malnutrition decimated erections. The women were nearly mutinous when the natives introduced them to the local phallic-shaped produce.

Satisfied, the women cooked a big meal to give thanks, hence the first Thanksgiving.

To honor these novel ancestors here are some women putting edibles in their vaginas.

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Years later the settlers would master the land, making their cocks hard enough to repeatedly fuck the Natives in the asshole. But that’s a story for another time.

Pussy is expensive, but now there are two ways to pay:

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I never skated growing up but, after dabbling in surfing, have had the desire. I bought a shitty long board from Ebay and it is shitty indeed: it lists left. Also long boards aren’t as practical as I thought they’d be–mostly it’s too big (insert your own “big decks are a pain in the ass” joke). Now I’m figuring I’d be better off with a regular deck and maybe some slightly bigger (& softer) wheels. So I’ve been biding my time until I found the right equipment.

I think I found my dream deck.

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And as a special bonus, here’s another couple getting ready to set-up for the previous position:

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