Juicy

January 21st, 2012 § 0

Honey pot
via bizarre bazaar

Time to switch to rubber panties
via meaty pussy

Lady MacGyver’s friends

December 21st, 2011 § 0

Lady McGyver has many friends:

Step 1: pierce labia
Mistress Bondage (via danish principle)

Step 1: put weird pink shit over eyes
The Queen of Chic (via danish principle)

Thanks

November 24th, 2011 § 0

Today is Thanksgiving. For international visitors, Thanksgiving is an American holiday that commemorates the co-operation of English settlers and Native Americans. The settlers were ill-prepared for the harsh winter; the early frosts decimated crops, the subsequent malnutrition decimated erections. The women were nearly mutinous when the natives introduced them to the local phallic-shaped produce.

Satisfied, the women cooked a big meal to give thanks, hence the first Thanksgiving.

To honor these novel ancestors here are some women putting edibles in their vaginas.

Top Chef
via danish principle

Is it me or is that a really tiny vagina?
via cute cunts

What a well waxed butthole
via cute cunts

Squash
via cute cunts (no link)

What is that thing?
via danish principle

Years later the settlers would master the land, making their cocks hard enough to repeatedly fuck the Natives in the asshole. But that’s a story for another time.

Money pit

October 18th, 2011 § 0

Pussy is expensive, but now there are two ways to pay:

Well funded camel toe
via danish principle

Can anyone read that #?
via the sol provider

Decks

September 19th, 2011 § 0

I never skated growing up but, after dabbling in surfing, have had the desire. I bought a shitty long board from Ebay and it is shitty indeed: it lists left. Also long boards aren’t as practical as I thought they’d be–mostly it’s too big (insert your own “big decks are a pain in the ass” joke). Now I’m figuring I’d be better off with a regular deck and maybe some slightly bigger (& softer) wheels. So I’ve been biding my time until I found the right equipment.

I think I found my dream deck.

Juicy
via konkas

BDSM: entirely too real, entirely too much

August 28th, 2011 § 0

THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING
via an emotional unveiling required

I'd be crying too
via an emotion unveiling required

Party puss

August 3rd, 2011 § 0

Also file under: assholes, puckered
via how girls play with their holes

More bad positions: cunnilingus

July 24th, 2011 § 0

Previously on catboyspeaks…

Sure, it looks good here but you didn't see the attempts where they were still trying to get the height right; the first swing the clit almost took out her eye
via we are rare and we are mostly men

Though those are my two favorite summer activities
via we are rare and we are mostly men

69 would be a better arm workout for the bottom
via the sol provider

And as a special bonus, here’s another couple getting ready to set-up for the previous position:

Sexy monkey hanging from a cat perch?
via lup la oi

Rise of the machines

July 2nd, 2011 § 1

The war with the sentient machines wasn’t going well. The human resistance, in a desperate move, detonated nuclear weapons raising massive clouds of ash & dust. This was intended to cloud the sky, severing the machines from solar power.

It did.

But the machines found an alternate power source: the female body. The contractions of a single vagina can produce over 10 megajoules per day. A simple hack into the databases of the valley’s largest porn studios turned up willing victims. Thus the the two-stroke reciprocating pussy engine was produced, birthed from the same muscular canal as humans themselves.

Pumping
via until something breaks or bleeds

Sex can be awkward #48: a montage

June 29th, 2011 § 1

You're going to need a longer skirt
“Blogs about the one of the most underrated body parts: a girl penis” (via seriously, girlcocks?)

This is the worst thing Faye Reagan has ever done
This picture turned me off of s’mores, Faye Reagan and blowjobs (via glorious oral)

I love that guy's toes
That is not an attractive woman (via glorious oral)


Butterfly & buttholes
Butterfly kisses before butthole prayers (via demon seed)

That really is the best way to taxidermy a woman's head
Gloryhole variant (via glorious oral)

...just looking for my keys
Ding-dong! (via reddit)

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