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Reddit is not my goto for onastic material but you can find some interesting things. Unfortunately, you can also find lots of internet douchebaggery:

Not to be an ass, but how would that even work?! I wouldn’t quite know what the hell is going on if I ran into it.

Gentlemen, help me out, have you ever ran into such meatcurtains? And what is it like? I currently live in perpetual fear of running into this with a girl that I’m otherwise attracted to.

PostGirls

Seriously? You live in fear of small, sexy, foreign women with big pussy lips? I’m tempted to spend time searching fark for the picture of the nerdy guy with the caption that says something like “her knees are too knobby I would not hit it”.

jbutton goes on to add:

I have a theory about this (because seriously, before I saw those pictures on the internet I had no idea tits and vaginas could look athat [sic] heinous- and I’ve been with a good amount of women):

It’s because you’re probably good-looking. “Perfect” girls who know they have everything in the right place will gravitate towards good-looking men while the “mis-shaped” ones (for lack of a better term) will worry about being rejected by good-looking men because of their less-than-stellar attributes. So I presume these average women won’t project a vibe or send out any signals to good-looking men for fear of being rejected after (or during) the first roll in the hay.

jbutton

Clearly these gentlemen are just too handsome to have ever encountered dangly lips (or non-perfect tits); they’re not just bored 16 year olds who’ve seen the majority of their vaginas in shining RGB.

Now I had my fun teasing her about her dangly labia, but really I would fuck her until my dick melted. And I’m actually kind of picky (now, not when I was 22)! It makes me wonder what is so different between me and PostGirls/jbutton. My best guess is that 1) I don’t need to pay an extra deposit when renting a car and 2) I’m not a complete asshole. On a more serious note, this helps me understand–though not believe–the claims that certain portrayals of women gives men unrealistic expectations of beauty.

Ignoring the general sexist sentiments, I think I’m most irritated by their lack of scientific reasoning. I suppose it’s possible that big pussy lipped women are cowering in their homes, afraid to show their genitals to handsome men. But I would propose another, more Occam friendly, theory: most labia aren’t that big. That explains why you don’t see it so often and hence why PostGirls and jbutton see it as abnormal. It’s harder to imagine a post like “what’s up with all these inner labia that don’t even hang past the outer labia? I have slept with like thousands of women and they’ve all been absolute droopers!”

The good part about the internet is that one person’s disgust is another’s pervert’s fetish. Reese & Vix are such perverts and they have a post & image gallery all about Dasha.

Truly heartwarming.

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