Catboy SPEAKS! » labia http://catboyspeaks.com like meeeow and shit Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:15:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Lady MacGyver’s friends http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/12/lady-macgyvers-friends/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/12/lady-macgyvers-friends/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:11:18 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=5038 Lady McGyver has many friends:

Step 1: pierce labia
Mistress Bondage (via danish principle)

Step 1: put weird pink shit over eyes
The Queen of Chic (via danish principle)

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Tiny pink / Sultry red
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Extra textured / Fire engine
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Making faces / Wet black
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Pink wings / Ocean waves
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Of course it’s easy to love tight pink vaginas. More debatable are dangly pussy lips, which are the subject of sexy labia. Their wares range from ordinary:

Looks like an ex
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To lip-centric:

Cute butthole, too!
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To statistical anomaly:

Reminds me of a scrotum I once knew
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And if you prefer more of a “creepy old gynocologist” vibe, you’ll enjoy your vagina inspector. But really that freaks me out, so I’m not posting any images.

]]> http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/11/vaginas-a-closer-look/feed/ 0 Sex can be awkward #56: so much awkward… so much. http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/09/sex-can-be-awkward-56-so-much-awkward-so-much/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/09/sex-can-be-awkward-56-so-much-awkward-so-much/#comments Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:23:30 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=4191 Rock stars get all the chicks
Guitar Hero (via the sol provider)

Makes me hungry for pretzels
Twisted Sister (via demon seed)

Way to rock sack out, cock #2
Buffet (via 8=D)

That's Japanese for "ass wallet"
Introducer the Waller: The Wallet for Ballers! (via the sol provider)

Gene Simmons is looking quite young & female here
Well hung (via big boobies basement)

There's a lot of constriction going on in this picture
Taking the difficult road to the prostate (via large penis party)

Consider lowering the steering wheel for better ergonomics
The Club (via large penis party)

Call me a square, but I prefer milk on my cheerios
Part of a balanced breakfast (via the sol provider)

It's like they're staring right back!
3D (via seriously, i can haz boobs?)

Not the best tits I've ever seen
Docked (via girls + dicks)


Like cats & dogs
Woman’s best friend (via urban sex brigade)

She's looking for an extremely thick shaft with a tiny, tiny head
Too much cup (via nice boobs)

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My favorite party trick: tie the labia into a knot with my tongue
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But that barrage doesn’t make today’s labia any less breathtaking… BEHOLD:

IT'S SO FUCKING BIG
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Lips like a bonobo! But unlike a bonobo I would suck them for hours.

Mmmmm,
Catboy
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Puffy & FULL
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Drunk octopus in handcuffs (via long luscious labia)

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Just chillin'
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So pink!
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Undercarriage
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]]> http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/02/a-proud-pussy/feed/ 0 Sex can be awkward #24 http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/02/sex-can-be-awkward-24/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/02/sex-can-be-awkward-24/#comments Sat, 05 Feb 2011 16:33:50 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=2594 Seriously, have you seen my shoes?
Swang
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]]> http://catboyspeaks.com/2011/02/sex-can-be-awkward-24/feed/ 0 Debunking sexual myths: working out doesn’t tighten up your labia http://catboyspeaks.com/2010/12/debunking-sexual-myths-working-out-doesnt-tighten-up-your-labia/ http://catboyspeaks.com/2010/12/debunking-sexual-myths-working-out-doesnt-tighten-up-your-labia/#comments Thu, 16 Dec 2010 21:34:51 +0000 catboy http://catboyspeaks.com/?p=2206 ANECDOTAL PROOF:

But it does make your calves fucking terrifying
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