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Five awesome animated GIFs
March 16th, 2012 § 0
Party time!
March 11th, 2012 § 0
Did I mention my birthday yet? Because my birthday is coming up. MY BIRHDAY.
The only question is what kind of party I want…
House (big dick superiority)
Dinner (hot positions)
Costume (via bizarre bazaar)
Body language 4: tootsies
March 4th, 2012 § 0
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Two image stories: Scorpion takes a break after a particularly hard round
February 27th, 2012 § 0
Bad positions: face fucking
February 21st, 2012 § 0
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Sex can be awkward #66: double digits for twice the awkward
December 30th, 2011 § 0
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The great outdoors
November 27th, 2011 § 1
As winter creeps up into the norther hemisphere, let’s look back at one of summer’s greatest pleasures: outdoors fucking.
For the neophyte, fellatio is an easy start as it requires minimal nudity: just unzip and go! A dog can be posted as a look-out to help allay first time nerves. The more advanced can opt for more nudity or a locked collar, as shown.
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Cunnilingus is more complicated: she’s got to be (mostly) bottomless and her pussy has to be at the right angle. Kneeling under her can work as long as she’s tall enough or standing on something. Advanced practitioners can go for the “totem pole”, which is also a good isometric spinal erector work-out for the bottom.
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Of course, it’s better with a friend.
Thanks
November 24th, 2011 § 0
Today is Thanksgiving. For international visitors, Thanksgiving is an American holiday that commemorates the co-operation of English settlers and Native Americans. The settlers were ill-prepared for the harsh winter; the early frosts decimated crops, the subsequent malnutrition decimated erections. The women were nearly mutinous when the natives introduced them to the local phallic-shaped produce.
Satisfied, the women cooked a big meal to give thanks, hence the first Thanksgiving.
To honor these novel ancestors here are some women putting edibles in their vaginas.
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Years later the settlers would master the land, making their cocks hard enough to repeatedly fuck the Natives in the asshole. But that’s a story for another time.
Sex can be awkward #61: Underwater fun time
October 28th, 2011 § 0
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Sex can be awkward #60: montage
October 27th, 2011 § 0
