Catboy SPEAKS!

All the curves in one picture of one luscious body.

(A followup?)

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“Oh baby” she moaned “I love feeling big fuzzy balls slapping against my ass crack”

It was a simple misunderstanding.

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I’ve got this idea for a tattoo. I’m going to get grid of fine lines all over my body so I can track how my body contour changes as I grow fat and old. (Question: should I get my cock tattooed when hard or flaccid? Or maybe soft but stretched?)

That will track changes, but what if you just want to see the existing distortion of a body, say the sexual swellings of a thick booty or the sagging curves of enormous breasts? In that case we can apply an externally supplied grid of knit mesh:

THICK BOOTY (via not safe for work)

ENORMOUS BREASTS (via not safe for work)

Noticed the distortion of the grid as the girl flesh pushes against the knit. A more mathematically inclined pervert could model the distortion to calculate real world metrics, maybe a mesh-spacing bra-size calculator.

But even mesh has its limits. Stretched too far it gives no clues as to the size of the wrapped object. Luckily that normally means it’s exceptionally huge, like this talented ass for example:

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Ikea, I like what you’re up to:

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12 + 39 = 31

You’re also doing it… right!

Proper way to fuck an ass:

1. Insert penis horizontally into ass cleavage
2. Slide back and forth
3. Ejaculate
4. Rub semen into lower back to promote proper lumbar health

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This is just another in a series of catboy.com instructional blog posts. You may remember some of the others:

Proper way to fuck a tit:

1. Insert head of penis into nipple hole
2. Slide in and out
3. Pull out before ejaculation to avoid titty pregnancy

Proper way to fuck a throat:

1. Put penis horizontally against throat
2. Push head down to constrict penis between chin & upper collar bone
3. Grab head & thrust
4. Stop before ejaculation
5. Use pent up rage to fuel long distance running training

….APRIL FOOL’S!

Seriously, I have no idea how to fuck.

PS: This style of ass fucking is more popular than I thought:

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