Did I mention my birthday yet? Because my birthday is coming up. MY BIRHDAY.
The only question is what kind of party I want…
House (big dick superiority)
Dinner (hot positions)
Costume (via bizarre bazaar)
Party time!
March 11th, 2012 § 0
Ripped #5: impressive legs
March 10th, 2012 § 0
Lightning strikes Shione twice
March 8th, 2012 § 0
YOTND: Bigger, bigger… er, actually that’s too big
March 7th, 2012 § 0
Although it goes against all my male instincts, I must out the truth: penises can be too big. Sometimes it just won’t fit comfortably into the hole. In such cases it is the woman’s responsibility to let her partner know:
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It also behooves the man to be a decorous and insert only the tip. Such a gentleman may even be invited in via the narrow back-alley:
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Though in some cases it’s the tip that’s the problem.
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But if you’re dick is that big I hate you and you deserve to die.
Jealousy is so ugly,
Catboy
Catboy
BREAKING: Famous people are sluts too
March 5th, 2012 § 0
Everyone’s got hormones so it’s no surprise that famous people like to get their fuck on, but that doesn’t mean we can’t gawk at it in vicious delight. So today we have thee (and a half) famous people doing naughty things.
1: Something I would like to nibble
Lucky for us, Scarlett strays again.
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2: The gentle rub of a sandpaper tongue
The stereotype are true: people who are dominant in their day job like to get a little more submissive in bed. Maybe that’s why rough & raggedy criminal mastermind Cat Woman is a discrete, eyes-closed cock-sucker. In fact she’s so shy she only coquettishly nibbles the tip!
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Sadly this is the only picture of the night, so we can’t see her on all fours, offering her cat-ass up to the tom’s barbed penis.
3 (and a half): Party time
On the other hand the wild will always be wild, as we see here with wild-woman Juliette Lewis and classy-pornographer Terry Richardson:
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Editorial
Don’t forget: my birthday is fast approaching! Although I expect my loyal readers will come thorugh with a van full of nymphomaniac, big-titty, euro teens, some people like to give physical things. To those losers, I would request a new digital camera, specifically this one:
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Sex can be awkward 71: the strings of sex 3
March 3rd, 2012 § 0
