Meanwhile, in the campus library…

January 22nd, 2012 § 0

My library exploits all seem so tame
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Juicy

January 21st, 2012 § 0

Honey pot
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Time to switch to rubber panties
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Sex can be fucking disgusting (NSFL*)

January 20th, 2012 § 0

*Not Safe For Lunch

But I do like her chocolate syrup mustache
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Sex can be awkward #67: we always suspected Uncle Chester

January 19th, 2012 § 0

Work those nips, granddaddy!
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But who are mom and dad to judge?

Cukes & clits

January 18th, 2012 § 0

Method 1: Use cucumber to stimulate vagina while manually stimulating clitoris
Just the tip
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Method 2: Use cucumber big enough to do both
Roll it!
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Return of the pee-pee eater

January 17th, 2012 § 0

Balls:
Technically "scrotum"
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Just the head:
A very cute emasculator
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For reference.

Follow-up: Cori Nadine is a consumate train titter

January 16th, 2012 § 0

It was all the way back in June 2012 when we brought you this picture of a bold young woman riding the Q-train. Now we know her name is Cori Nadine and she is awesome:

That's how I read the Wall St. Journal too
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Undead sex

January 15th, 2012 § 0

More zombies:
It's best to get them before the decay has really set in
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Ms. Jiggly Tits loses her mind
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Ancient Egyptians:
You missed a spot
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???:
You know what they say about women with big feet: they love getting their clit sucked by rotting corpses.
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Fantastic Mams 46

January 14th, 2012 § 0

Nothing to add
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Smoosh
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Deep titty massage
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Nipple time 3: edibles, sort of

January 13th, 2012 § 0

Black pancakes
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Black pancake areolae
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Makes my asshole clench
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Kyphosis
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