Sex can be awkward 72: The keys to good sex

March 21st, 2012 § 0

Converse
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Uggs
via fum on her case

Food & sex: Cuntacopia

March 20th, 2012 § 0

Healthy
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Not as healthy
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Food & sex: tasty man bits

March 19th, 2012 § 0

"Half a foot long" isn't nearly as impressive
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Oh, eggs! It's obvious once you see it
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Less obvious, more disturbing
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I wouldn't mind as much if it was a small cock. It just seems like such a waste.
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Winter sports

March 18th, 2012 § 0

Spring has sprung in the Northeastern U.S. An optimist would be excited for sweaty skin, short skirts, and blowjobs in the park. But I am a pessimist: to me spring is the end of naked winter sports. A moment of silence while we eulogize.

Hiking

Oh honey, the cold isn't going to make those little nips any bigger
via joshua’s heart

Winter Biathlon

Oh honey, that tiny patch of snatch fur isn't going to keep you warm
via danish principle

Skiing

Oh honey, you're never going to be able to carve properly with your knees held together by those awkward pink snow pants
via danish principle

Sledding

Oh honey... actually I have no critique of this young lady or this photograph. A++++, would touch penis again
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Skiing: The Requisite Slang Pun

Room in the mouth for me!
via fum on her case

Otaku 2: Electric Dongaloo

March 17th, 2012 § 0

Some people collect the trophies of sex, others collect the implements:

Note the tentacle
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Note the 36", coffee can thick orange dong... WHAT THE FUCK
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PS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Sorted in tit size order
via porn corporation

A well shaped class for such a use
via vicious tits

Is Faye Reagan really Irish?
via club faye reagan

An embarrassingly small hat
via cream goodies

Look, I know it SAYS englishwife but are you really going to say that doesn't look like an Irish pubic puff?
via pantis as art

Five awesome animated GIFs

March 16th, 2012 § 0

sproioioioing
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Oh Faye
via joshua’s heart

Bouncy bouncy
via big boobies basement

Surprise!
via feminist submissive

Chewy
via girls + dicks

Art can be awesome #6: YOTND

March 15th, 2012 § 0

Dicks: art you can suck

Damn tiny titties
via large penis party

Cock slide
via lup la oi

Fantastic Mams 48: MSFW

March 14th, 2012 § 0

Morphed... AND I DON'T CARE
via strong angels

Attitude: she's got some fuckin' attitude
via come girls

I... uhhh.... what?
via nice boobs

Fake... AND I DON'T CARE
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See, even women stare at boobs, even their own!
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Good genes
via big boobies basement

Ok, so maybe not that safe for work
via feminist submissive

PS: Happy pi day!
Ms. hairy thighs likes the maths
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Food & sex: sexual strawberries

March 13th, 2012 § 0

Strawberries and CREAM. get it?!
via danish principle

I'd eat that strawberry
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I'll pass, thanks
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Lip reading

March 12th, 2012 § 0

One fast fucker
via gifperv

The infamous "come hither" motion
via love’s other trumpet

Those are perfect tit-fuckables
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Those are perfectly tit-fuckable... his cock's just too big
via big boobies basement

NOM NOM NOM
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