Waves

August 25th, 2014 Comments Off on Waves

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via reddit

Twitch

August 18th, 2014 Comments Off on Twitch

The benefits of a removable shower head

The benefits of a removable shower head

Into it

Into it

So you want to put a hand inside you

August 11th, 2014 Comments Off on So you want to put a hand inside you

Catboy,

Your recent fisting tryptych piqued me right in the curiosity! I’ve tried but I can’t get past four fingers? What’s the secret?

-Female Into Sticking Things Inside Needy ‘Ginas

Dear FISTING,

A+ on your acronyming skills but F- on your grit. Did you really try or did you quit at the first bit of distress? Ovary up and use these tips:

Realize What You’re Getting Into

My hand is only a medium and the widest circumference is 9″. For comparison a beer can is 7.85″, and while a can is not unheard of, it’s still pretty big.

But Stop Worrying That You’re Going To End Up With A Blown Out Pussy

Sure there are some examples of distended vaginas:

Gotta say, that is pretty scary

Gotta say, that is pretty scary (via loose pussy land)

But notice that these picture are from fetish sites (like Loose Pussy Land). Maybe she’s born with it, but probably it’s practice (e.g.), an occasional fist isn’t going to ruin you.

Get Wet

Moisture makes it easier.

That is some serious cunt punching

That is some serious cunt punching

If you’re having trouble, try thinking outside the box:

That is a big shower head

That is a big shower head

Get The Right Tools

It’s a poor craftsman who blames her tools, but still. If you’re new, you can start with an inflatable:

Pop!

Pop!

If you can’t afford an inflatable, go with numbers. There’s lots of things you can find around the house:

That's why they call them magic markers

That’s why they call them magic markers

So much better than tea lights

So much better than tea lights

But if you’re dedicated to the cause, you need a dedicated dong:

Third leg

Third leg

Insert And Hold

Learn to relax when fully stuffed.

Also clean lamps are important

Also clean lamps are important

Get a Friend to Help

Can anyone read lips?

Can anyone read lips?

If you need a friend: mailto:catboy@catboyspeaks.com.

Ask The Experts

Fuck It, Just Learn Photoshop

Gynocological

Gynocological

Dedidcated to the craft,
Catboy

Fantastic Mams 60: A big day for the internet breast otaku

August 4th, 2014 Comments Off on Fantastic Mams 60: A big day for the internet breast otaku

Big tit softcore: behind the scenes

Big tit softcore: behind the scenes

So this is what all the fuss is about?

So this is what all the fuss is about?

Where am I?

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