Sex can be awkward 76: toys

May 31st, 2012 § 0

There are so many toys; I’m glad designers are branching out.

The perfect woman
via danish principle

Those "fuck me" eyes
via danish principle

Tufts 2: in action

May 30th, 2012 § 0

I prefer to get lower and grab the knockers
via fum on her case

Tufts

May 29th, 2012 § 0

Surprisingly sexy
via danish principle

Sex can be awkward 75: impractical pants

May 28th, 2012 § 0

So everyone sees your junk mushed up against a plastic window?  Not flattering
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Peek-a-boo!
via danish principle

Pussy hardware

May 27th, 2012 § 0

“The vagina is beautiful, it needs no decoration.”

That’s just the kind of thing losers say.

Here’s some blinged ‘ginas doing it right.

(in ascending order of “jesus christ, what the fuck is that”)

...you pull the hood out of the way and get right down to it
via our filthy fantasy

Caught a meaty one!
via passius

Lockpicking club raises the stakes
via danish principle

You're, uh, growing quite a meaty one there
via danish principle

BREAKING: Iggy Pop has breasts, vagina

May 26th, 2012 § 0

Tough broad
via stoya

Size dimorphism 5

May 25th, 2012 § 0

Proof: being tall makes your dick look tiny
via danish principle

Sex can be awkward 74: The miracle of sexy, sexy flight

May 24th, 2012 § 0

Oooh yeah, show me your rear thruster
via danish principle

It's a male plane!  Get it!  Like from Three Amigos?
via danish principle

Things that look like other things #4: Knob Is Like…

May 23rd, 2012 § 0

Amphibians

RETREAT!
via gifperv

Tiny head
via 123rf

Portal artifacts

Don't pull don't pull don't pull!
via lup la oi

<3
via ugo

A miracle sponge

Live from the Speed Boner World Finals!
via lup la oi

Kerro Kerro Keroppi!
via make a gif

Punctuation

Wee!
via lup la oi

I wanna hold you in parantheses...
via graphemica

Shai Hulud

Hypospadias?
via lup la oi

Sheeana
via wikipedia

Keira Knightley

Loosen it up, guy, you're going to blow out your pee-tube.
via big dick superiority

I mean, they've got the same size boobs.  ZING!
via the stylist

Shopped? YES.

May 22nd, 2012 § 0

Is nice
via mr mcnasty

Good in isolation, fucked up in comparison
via lup la oi

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