Catboy SPEAKS!

Or lie in it, whatever.

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3rd in a series.

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As winter creeps up into the norther hemisphere, let’s look back at one of summer’s greatest pleasures: outdoors fucking.

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For the neophyte, fellatio is an easy start as it requires minimal nudity: just unzip and go! A dog can be posted as a look-out to help allay first time nerves. The more advanced can opt for more nudity or a locked collar, as shown.

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Cunnilingus is more complicated: she’s got to be (mostly) bottomless and her pussy has to be at the right angle. Kneeling under her can work as long as she’s tall enough or standing on something. Advanced practitioners can go for the “totem pole”, which is also a good isometric spinal erector work-out for the bottom.

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Of course, it’s better with a friend.

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PS: Happy Black Friday!

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Today is Thanksgiving. For international visitors, Thanksgiving is an American holiday that commemorates the co-operation of English settlers and Native Americans. The settlers were ill-prepared for the harsh winter; the early frosts decimated crops, the subsequent malnutrition decimated erections. The women were nearly mutinous when the natives introduced them to the local phallic-shaped produce.

Satisfied, the women cooked a big meal to give thanks, hence the first Thanksgiving.

To honor these novel ancestors here are some women putting edibles in their vaginas.

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Years later the settlers would master the land, making their cocks hard enough to repeatedly fuck the Natives in the asshole. But that’s a story for another time.

Want more close-ups of juicy vaginas? Check out cute cunts, it’s a shrine to juicy cunts & manicured nails:

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Of course it’s easy to love tight pink vaginas. More debatable are dangly pussy lips, which are the subject of sexy labia. Their wares range from ordinary:

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To lip-centric:

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To statistical anomaly:

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And if you prefer more of a “creepy old gynocologist” vibe, you’ll enjoy your vagina inspector. But really that freaks me out, so I’m not posting any images.

People like smutty Star Wars. Most of them are Danish:

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This is a SFW insemination metaphor:

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And now we know what Darth is into:

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Shane Diesel is the ugly dude on the left:

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Check out that flat ass and the sweet fat roll on the back of his head. Why is he such a threat?

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