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Catboy SPEAKS! - Archives: 2011 November

Art can be awkward #13: suck a pile of dicks

November 30th, 2011 § 0

Or lie in it, whatever.

Of course it's from Japan
via big dick superiority

Titty motion 3

November 29th, 2011 § 0

3rd in a series.

Bounce baby bounce baby bounce baby bounce!
via reddit

First impressions
via big boobies basement

That is a lot of swing
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Follow the bouncing cock

November 28th, 2011 § 0

...or dildo, whatever
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Ok, so not really bouncing that much
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The great outdoors

November 27th, 2011 § 1

As winter creeps up into the norther hemisphere, let’s look back at one of summer’s greatest pleasures: outdoors fucking.

Walking the pets
via urban sex brigade

For the neophyte, fellatio is an easy start as it requires minimal nudity: just unzip and go! A dog can be posted as a look-out to help allay first time nerves. The more advanced can opt for more nudity or a locked collar, as shown.

How did she get up there?
via danish principle

Cunnilingus is more complicated: she’s got to be (mostly) bottomless and her pussy has to be at the right angle. Kneeling under her can work as long as she’s tall enough or standing on something. Advanced practitioners can go for the “totem pole”, which is also a good isometric spinal erector work-out for the bottom.

Building a bridge
via don’t/stop // get/it/get/it

Of course, it’s better with a friend.

By her own petard

November 26th, 2011 § 0

What caption could top that?
via bizarre bazaar

PS: Happy Black Friday!

Fantastic Mams 44

November 25th, 2011 § 0

Holy nipples!
via mr mcnasty

Probably shopped; I don't care
via hi boobs

Holy titfuckable!
via not safe for work


November 24th, 2011 § 0

Today is Thanksgiving. For international visitors, Thanksgiving is an American holiday that commemorates the co-operation of English settlers and Native Americans. The settlers were ill-prepared for the harsh winter; the early frosts decimated crops, the subsequent malnutrition decimated erections. The women were nearly mutinous when the natives introduced them to the local phallic-shaped produce.

Satisfied, the women cooked a big meal to give thanks, hence the first Thanksgiving.

To honor these novel ancestors here are some women putting edibles in their vaginas.

Top Chef
via danish principle

Is it me or is that a really tiny vagina?
via cute cunts

What a well waxed butthole
via cute cunts

via cute cunts (no link)

What is that thing?
via danish principle

Years later the settlers would master the land, making their cocks hard enough to repeatedly fuck the Natives in the asshole. But that’s a story for another time.

Vaginas: a closer look

November 23rd, 2011 § 0

Want more close-ups of juicy vaginas? Check out cute cunts, it’s a shrine to juicy cunts & manicured nails:

Tiny pink / Sultry red
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Extra textured / Fire engine
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Making faces / Wet black
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Pink wings / Ocean waves
via cute cunts

Of course it’s easy to love tight pink vaginas. More debatable are dangly pussy lips, which are the subject of sexy labia. Their wares range from ordinary:

Looks like an ex
via sexy labia

To lip-centric:

Cute butthole, too!
via sexy labia

To statistical anomaly:

Reminds me of a scrotum I once knew
via sexy labia

And if you prefer more of a “creepy old gynocologist” vibe, you’ll enjoy your vagina inspector. But really that freaks me out, so I’m not posting any images.

Star Wars for perverts

November 22nd, 2011 § 0

People like smutty Star Wars. Most of them are Danish:

Big head, fake boobs
via danish principle

Small head, small natural tits
via danish principle

Check the corset
via danish principle

This is a SFW insemination metaphor:

How low does that tattoo go?
via ffffound

And now we know what Darth is into:

Those are some big, amorphous tits
via hi boobs

Penile comparison: the importance of not going up against Shane Diesel

November 20th, 2011 § 0

Shane Diesel is the ugly dude on the left:

The painting is nice
via big dick superiority

Check out that flat ass and the sweet fat roll on the back of his head. Why is he such a threat?

Also file under: facial expression, tiny titties
via big dick superiority

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