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How does #7 work? It looks like you could slip and snap your dick off like a celery stalk (tangentially related [Youtube]).
Likewise this position seems needlessly complex:
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While this one seems anatomically improbable:
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I’m aware that some of my posts may make me seem like a fan of the absurd, an avante-garde lover. In truth I am a classicist, the Quinlan Terry of smut. I prefer the simple positions: cowgirl, side-pretezel, legs-up missionary, froggie, doggie and–of course–dick-in-mouth.
Dick-in-mouth is best,
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Catboy
PS: for those that have never seen dick-in-mouth, here’s how it ends:
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