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Dungens & hardons: modern times

June 30th, 2011 § 0

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Sex can be awkward #48: a montage

June 29th, 2011 § 1

“Blogs about the one of the most underrated body parts: a girl penis” (via seriously, girlcocks?)

This picture turned me off of s’mores, Faye Reagan and blowjobs (via glorious oral)

That is not an attractive woman (via glorious oral)

Butterfly kisses before butthole prayers (via demon seed)

Gloryhole variant (via glorious oral)

Ding-dong! (via reddit)

PSA: goodnight kisses

June 27th, 2011 § 0

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I’m Catboy and I support this message.

Popularized by handcuffs and spanking, S&M has become the most popular of the fetishes. But there’s a difference between letting your high-school crush handcuff you to the headboard and actually enjoying pain. Elucidation:

FAKE (via the sol provider)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT (via an emotional unveiling is necessary)

Applause break

June 25th, 2011 § 0

“God that dick is so good I want to let him know with rousing applause. But I’m using my hands to keep my head from slamming into the wall. I know…”

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Pussy splashing

June 24th, 2011 § 0

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Fantastic Mams 35: Put ‘em on the glass

June 23rd, 2011 § 1

The year was 1994 and Anthony Ray needed a hit single for Chief Boot Knocka, his fourth album. Hoping to recreate the chart-topping power of Baby Got Back, the hit from 1992′s Mack Daddy, Ray exalted woman’s other sensuous fat globule: the titty.

Sir Mix-A-Lot – Put ‘Em On The Glass [YouTube]

Unfortunately for Ray, commercial success was an ass-man: while Mack Daddy peaked at #9 on the U.S. charts Chief Boot Knocka couldn’t get it’s head above crotch height, languishing at an appropriate #69. The failure may have been musical, due to the less-than-inspired production and cliched rhymes. It may have been sociological: the mid 90′s commercial rap fan just preferred big butts.

Or perhaps, it was geographical. Ray, from Seattle, chose a selection of well-endowed American women to be the titular tits on glass. Had he started his recruiting drive in East Germany, stopped in the Czech Republic and ended in the Ukraine, the results may have been different:

Chloe Vevrier (via reddit)

Milena Velba (via reddit)

Terry Nova (via reddit)

Marilyn Sakova (via reddit)

The inclusion of these titty titans could have boosted sales, reviving Ray’s flagging career and hastening the dominance of the Eastern European big tit starlet.

It is, of course, too late for Anthony Ray. But history–if unstudied!–repeats itself; the young music producer would do well to learn from Ray’s mistakes and recruit outside the border.