Dungens & hardons: modern times

June 30th, 2011 § 0

Evidently she's a lesbian 'cause she don't know how to COCK!! HA HAHAHA!
via come girls

Sex can be awkward #48: a montage

June 29th, 2011 § 1

You're going to need a longer skirt
“Blogs about the one of the most underrated body parts: a girl penis” (via seriously, girlcocks?)

This is the worst thing Faye Reagan has ever done
This picture turned me off of s’mores, Faye Reagan and blowjobs (via glorious oral)

I love that guy's toes
That is not an attractive woman (via glorious oral)


Butterfly & buttholes
Butterfly kisses before butthole prayers (via demon seed)

That really is the best way to taxidermy a woman's head
Gloryhole variant (via glorious oral)

...just looking for my keys
Ding-dong! (via reddit)

Deep in prayer

June 28th, 2011 § 0

What has happened to that butthole?!
via demon seed

PSA: goodnight kisses

June 27th, 2011 § 0

Anal sex the new hug
via cum whore

I’m Catboy and I support this message.

S&M & poseurs

June 26th, 2011 § 0

Popularized by handcuffs and spanking, S&M has become the most popular of the fetishes. But there’s a difference between letting your high-school crush handcuff you to the headboard and actually enjoying pain. Elucidation:

Ooooh I bet that hurt *eye roll*
FAKE (via the sol provider)

NIPPLE FATALITY
HOLY FUCKING SHIT (via an emotional unveiling is necessary)

Applause break

June 25th, 2011 § 0

“God that dick is so good I want to let him know with rousing applause. But I’m using my hands to keep my head from slamming into the wall. I know…”

Targetting the G-spot
via big boobies basement

Pussy splashing

June 24th, 2011 § 0

All this needs is a Windex logo
via the sol provider

Like a dog drinking from a hose
via the sol provider

Fantastic Mams 35: Put ’em on the glass

June 23rd, 2011 § 1

The year was 1994 and Anthony Ray needed a hit single for Chief Boot Knocka, his fourth album. Hoping to recreate the chart-topping power of Baby Got Back, the hit from 1992’s Mack Daddy, Ray exalted woman’s other sensuous fat globule: the titty.

Turn that frown upside down!  Just turn around!
Sir Mix-A-Lot – Put ‘Em On The Glass [YouTube]

Unfortunately for Ray, commercial success was an ass-man: while Mack Daddy peaked at #9 on the U.S. charts Chief Boot Knocka couldn’t get it’s head above crotch height, languishing at an appropriate #69. The failure may have been musical, due to the less-than-inspired production and cliched rhymes. It may have been sociological: the mid 90’s commercial rap fan just preferred big butts.

Or perhaps, it was geographical. Ray, from Seattle, chose a selection of well-endowed American women to be the titular tits on glass. Had he started his recruiting drive in East Germany, stopped in the Czech Republic and ended in the Ukraine, the results may have been different:

That is remarkably clean glass!
Chloe Vevrier (via reddit)

Those are some remarkably huge tits!
Milena Velba (via reddit)

Those are some remarkably smooshed nipples!
Terry Nova (via reddit)

I have a remarkably hard penis!
Marilyn Sakova (via reddit)

The inclusion of these titty titans could have boosted sales, reviving Ray’s flagging career and hastening the dominance of the Eastern European big tit starlet.

It is, of course, too late for Anthony Ray. But history–if unstudied!–repeats itself; the young music producer would do well to learn from Ray’s mistakes and recruit outside the border.

Facial expressions #61: Faces of cum

June 22nd, 2011 § 0

Cum chin

Swingin balls
via demon seed

Cum lip

The handjob assist
via the sol provider

Cum cheek

Couldn't hit the mouth if his life depended on it
via fellatio faces

Cum eye

Good thing she had her eyes closed
via the sol provider

Cum sinus cavity

Better than netti!
via bizarre bazaar

Cum… everywhere

Girl cum is so sexy
via whatever gets me off

Facial expressions #60: Faces of O

June 21st, 2011 § 0

“O…”

Everything about this image is great
via whatever gets me off

“O…” * 42

So many orgasms!
via the sol provider

“O… Nom nom nom…”

Pelvic thrust
via big boobies basement

“O!”

You've still got 3 more inches
via the sol provider

“O fuck!”

Good use of hands
via the sol provider

“O really?”

Well, he is asian...
via the sol provider

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