Dem eyes

March 31st, 2011 § 0

…all three of them:
Top-secret man bracelet?
via cum4tits

And a bonus for all you hazel lovers:
Cocks make any woman look sweeter
via bonerrriffic

Fantastic Mams 30: big goofy titties

March 30th, 2011 § 0

I don't think she understands how bathing suits are supposed to work.
Head on (seriously, i can haz boobs?)

Is that a rubber dress?  Maybe it's for bed wetters.
Wall-eyed (via just for fun)

That's a lot of jean buttons
Rib protectors (via mr. mcnasty)

Very uneven fat distribution
Waiting for a milking (via just for fun)

I don't know why I find this so hot
Cat bath (via seriously i can haz boobs?)

That's nothing, I can do that with my cock.  I want to see her use the on screen keyboard.
Hipster chic (via seriously, i can haz boobs?)

Safety

March 29th, 2011 § 0

Punk rawk
via no panties allowed

The magic of asshole

March 28th, 2011 § 1

The asshole: science tells you it’s a ring of muscle that keeps your shit from falling out. What happens when a woman masters that muscle? When she can open and close it at will?

MAGIC

Now with 3 gaping holes to choose from!
via sonia loves you

Not the tongue not the tongue!
via sonia loves you

If you have any doubt, click through for the video. Hint: the dildo starts inside her body. Completely inside her body. COMPLETELY.

Trophy
via demon seed

Previously on catboyspeaks:

On pelvis size

March 28th, 2011 § 0

Catboy’s Ex: Do you think tiny girls have smaller vaginas?

Catboy: Not really, at least not in my experience.

CBE: But I think they would. I mean, their pelvises are smaller.

CB: If the pelvis is the limiting factor, something is wrong.

SOMETHING IS WRONG
Facial expression: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.... that's some good photoshop"
via bonerrriffic

Coors fights back

March 27th, 2011 § 1

Coors has recognized the crucial role of advertising in keeping up with their competitors.

Ha ha, that girl in the pink shirt is fat!
via play hard fuck harder

But what a contrast! Coors has gone viral: just a simple frat party. A cute brunette glancing coyly over her shoulder at–oh my!–a naked chick sucking some cock! What’s that in her hand? Why it’s a Coors light!

Miller keeps it classic: three waify & waxed blondes and a beefy white dude with a big dick.

Meanwhile Redbull has gone completely insane:

Sexy as hell
via real women naked

Food & sex: Miller time

March 26th, 2011 § 0

Excuse me sir, you seem to have something stuck on your penis.
via fum on her case

Sex can be awkward #30: Trifecta

March 25th, 2011 § 0

"I can feel him kicking!"
“Sucking for two” (via interracial aficionado)

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“The awesomeness of bisexual girl-penis” (via girls + dicks)

Poon hound
“Red rover red rover may I sniff your vagina?” (via no panties allowed)

Preggers, shemales & light bestiality. Oh my!

Sex can be awkward #29 / Nymphs 10: hand drawn

March 24th, 2011 § 0

I suppose anal is out of the question
via fum on her case

BREAKING: More Bush-y for the pushy-pushy

March 23rd, 2011 § 0

The former first lady is still #1 in the hearts of beaver lovers! And just look at George’s smile: apparently W doesn’t mind some hair in his food when he’s eating down at the Y. Everyone still wants to know: how do Jenna and Barbara wear their hair?

I knew it
via no panties allowed

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