…all three of them:

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And a bonus for all you hazel lovers:

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March 31st, 2011 § 0
…all three of them:

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And a bonus for all you hazel lovers:

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March 30th, 2011 § 0

Head on (seriously, i can haz boobs?)

Wall-eyed (via just for fun)

Rib protectors (via mr. mcnasty)

Waiting for a milking (via just for fun)

Cat bath (via seriously i can haz boobs?)

Hipster chic (via seriously, i can haz boobs?)
March 29th, 2011 § 0
March 28th, 2011 § 1
The asshole: science tells you it’s a ring of muscle that keeps your shit from falling out. What happens when a woman masters that muscle? When she can open and close it at will?
MAGIC

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If you have any doubt, click through for the video. Hint: the dildo starts inside her body. Completely inside her body. COMPLETELY.

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Previously on catboyspeaks:
March 28th, 2011 § 0
Catboy’s Ex: Do you think tiny girls have smaller vaginas?
Catboy: Not really, at least not in my experience.
CBE: But I think they would. I mean, their pelvises are smaller.
CB: If the pelvis is the limiting factor, something is wrong.
SOMETHING IS WRONG

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March 27th, 2011 § 1
Coors has recognized the crucial role of advertising in keeping up with their competitors.
But what a contrast! Coors has gone viral: just a simple frat party. A cute brunette glancing coyly over her shoulder at–oh my!–a naked chick sucking some cock! What’s that in her hand? Why it’s a Coors light!
Miller keeps it classic: three waify & waxed blondes and a beefy white dude with a big dick.
Meanwhile Redbull has gone completely insane:

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March 26th, 2011 § 0

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March 25th, 2011 § 0

“Sucking for two” (via interracial aficionado)

“The awesomeness of bisexual girl-penis” (via girls + dicks)

“Red rover red rover may I sniff your vagina?” (via no panties allowed)
Preggers, shemales & light bestiality. Oh my!
March 24th, 2011 § 0

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March 23rd, 2011 § 0
The former first lady is still #1 in the hearts of beaver lovers! And just look at George’s smile: apparently W doesn’t mind some hair in his food when he’s eating down at the Y. Everyone still wants to know: how do Jenna and Barbara wear their hair?