Catboy SPEAKS!

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…anus phone!

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Please be an after party.

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The nailed in the kitchen edition

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In the vein of semen covered faces, I present a series of expressions:

Sly seduction (via must cummon)

Angry determination (via sonia loves you)

Whimsy (via sonia loves you)

Happy kisses (via most cummon)

Retarded (via i need it black :: most cummon)

Zombie (via pornstar pussy porn)

Turkey (via steven humor)

Merry Thanksgiving.

What one person sees as degrading and disgusting and bad for women might make some women feel empowered and beautiful and strong

Sasha Grey

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I whole-heartedly support this idea, though I’m a little mad that they stole the idea from me. Except that I was going to be more witty and call it “Show your kitty!” Catboy… kitty… get it?

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And for the gentlemen: measure your cock (and show the internet).

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