Food & sex: world’s best wine topper

September 20th, 2010 § 0

I'll take the red, please
via reddit

Good combination, bad combination

September 19th, 2010 § 0

Continuing the education:

GOOD COMBINATION: bestiality & body paint
That is the most boring penis paint job ever
via play hard fuck harder

BAD COMBINATION: blowjob & witch trial
You think they'd just move their hips up a bit.
via play hard fuck harder

On titties

September 18th, 2010 § 0

When I’m laying down, sure I like to play with them… But when I’m on top I need something to grab onto for stability.

Carmella Bing

Invizible pnis!
via fleshbot

Lady MacGyver…

September 17th, 2010 § 1

…needs only electrical tape and bag clips…

I want to crawl right inside
via als scan

…to get my dick hard.

Turgidly yours,
Catboy

Sex can be awkward #4

September 16th, 2010 § 0

And he just bought that couch
via play hard fuck harder

Docked

September 15th, 2010 § 0

I think this falls into the gay category.

Dick dock ya don't stop rockin'
via lup la oi

Skinny

September 14th, 2010 § 0

Hungry for ribs
via reddit

Good idea, bad idea

September 13th, 2010 § 0

Kids: it’s important to learn the difference between good and bad.


GOOD IDEA
Don't look so surprised, Ms. Belle
via cute anime and dirty pictures


BAD IDEA
Worst dildo in the world
via no panties allowed

Now what have we learned?

Didactically yours,
Catboy

No labia collection is complete without Honey

September 12th, 2010 § 0

You may remember that I’ve previously delved into the dangly folds of large labias. You may also remember that I was a complete fucking moron; if I had been paying any attention I would have been one of the millions staring into the depths of Honey’s crotch.

What makes it such requisite viewing? Well, gentle reader, let me bludgeon you with some evidence:

Batwing
Backlit
Well hung
Textured
all via honey’s luscious labia

Or more textually:

This blog is dedicated to the extraordinarily beautiful labia of UK model Honey B and showcases the high resolution photography of Paul M Apphart.

Many of the photographs show Honey’s labia to an incredible detail that you may not have seen before in labial photography.

honey’s luscious labia

Much of that exquisite detail can be seen in the zoominations: animated GIF’s with enough detail to remind you that a labia is just a scrotum with no balls to wrap.

Labia lovers probably already know of Honey or clicked through after the first picture. But some haters might need convincing. “So what” they say “what’s the point of big pussy lips? They don’t do anything!”

Au contraire Monsieur Hater! This video will show you exactly what big lips can do.

With a bow on top,
Catboy

Cock terrorists

September 11th, 2010 § 0

I love this shot, it’s like she’s offering me the cock…

stuff my cock likes

Is he wearing a leather harness of some sort?
via stuff my cock likes

Offering? Really? It reminded me of Dave Chappelle’s bus ride. And I think we can agree that terrorism sucks, especially on this day.

Never forget,
Catboy

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