Hand Job Winner is a place where “porn stars jerk off average joes like YOU!”. Thanks to a review from fleshbot I found that it’s also a place where “everyone makes interesting faces in front of a glittery backdrop”, aka wonderland.

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The thought that I–if lady luck should choose–could be in such a picture is erotic and intimidating. I need to start working on my expression now. My prototype:
