Catboy SPEAKS!

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…from a faux teenager.

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There was a time when people–well, ladies–would ask what I wanted to be when I grew up. “A Boobologist!” I would respond before squeezing their titties. Imagine my surprise when Mark Davis stole the idea.

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Though it seems that Mark offers a more full service examination:

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And ends with some prescription semen:

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It seems that a being a Boobologist is more than just heaving the pendulous breasts of chubby redheads, it’s also cumming on their faces.

To med school!

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I’ve dabbled with some cum faces in the past but I bow down to the semen obsession that haunts come over.

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Honorable mention goes to Sonia Loves You. Sonia also loves jizzed-on faces, but without the singular focus of come over.

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As for the lack of focus, here’s just one example:

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…not that I disapprove.

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Hand Job Winner is a place where “porn stars jerk off average joes like YOU!”. Thanks to a review from fleshbot I found that it’s also a place where “everyone makes interesting faces in front of a glittery backdrop”, aka wonderland.

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The thought that I–if lady luck should choose–could be in such a picture is erotic and intimidating. I need to start working on my expression now. My prototype: