Catboy SPEAKS!

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Persons skilled in SVG should be able to trace the PNG. If someone would rather trace an actual photo, I’m looking for a busty volunteer. I’d also need a photographer, whom need not be busty but it’s a plus.

If you’d rather help financially, Wikipedia is in the middle of a funding drive and I encourage you to contribute. Where else can you find information on mammary intercourse and pearl necklaces?

Is it worth it? Is it?

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Dear Reader,

As an author, I often feel as though my words are wasted on the inky darkness of the internet. Is anyone even listening? I ask myself, whiskey in hand. That’s why it’s so rewarding to receive feedback. Imagine my surprise when said feedback came in response to the single most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. I was slightly less surprise that it came in the form of comments caught in my spam filter. But I digress. Without further ado, a public response to you, my audience.

Последний абзац в тему!

But there’s no paragraphs at all! And the topic, if there is one, is that fat chicks covered in pasta negate the visual effect of fellatio. Did you mean to link to another post?

Хорошая масль, вообще молодцы!

Actually I would say that baby oil is better than olive for masturbatory purposes, “extra-virgin” pun be damned.

Интересно, я попробую.

I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I strongly discourage you from trying this at home. First of all you must shrink your penis (making some assumptions, of course). Second you must waste perfectly good linguini alfredo. Finally you must leave your genitals next to a hungry fat woman; there’s a very real chance she may mistake your member for a wurst (or more likely a vienna sausage, see above) and devour it.

Кажется, это подойдет.

Yes, Смирнов, I agree. It will do.

Well, dear readers, I hope you’ve enjoyed our little chat. Until next time, keep your head down and your tail up.

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Dear readers,

Thus far I’ve been committed to brief witty picture titles, seemingly de rigueur for smut blogs. On the eve of a new year, I’ve decided to buck convention and switch to longer, academic style naming.

You have been warned.